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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
— Flash Rosenberg (via amplequotes)
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All the lesbians are starting to fuck men. All the straight girls want to be lesbians. I’m feeling very alone.
— K.D. Lang (via affremblequotes)
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Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
— Laurence J. Peter
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
— Bill Vaughan
